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  1. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Heh, that's what I usually get from their responses already, so... Granted! The new timeline has everybody living in a wealthier, healtier world... in which Nintendo doesn't exist though. Genie! Have we wished for real Pokèmon yet?
  2. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    I unironically have a couple Rick Astley albums. Thanks genie! :P Cats are granted! They're big cats. They're tigers. I wish my clients would respond to emails in a more timely manner.
  3. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted, they're from 2007! I wish for a new stereo!
  4. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted. All the smell stays inside the car tho. 🤢 I wish for a cool new t-shirt.
  5. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted, the person you wished revenge on has been informed about it, not sure when or if they'll strike first. (I'm not sure if I properly ruined this wish. >.> ) Hey genie, how about I wish for a pizza? :)
  6. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted, now you will never be able to sit still and rest anymore. :3c I wish for mosquitoes to disappear forever, I'm sick of them!
  7. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted! They put a teaspoon of salt instead of sugar. >:C I wish for a softer pillow.
  8. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    The genie grants this by turning Kanye into a gay fish. And everyone else too. Do you like fish sticks now? :P I wish Facebook never existed.
  9. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted, somehow the lions always find a way to lock you into their cage. Dinner time! I wish I could complete my drawings instantly just by imagining them.
  10. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Granted! Doggy is immortal, but not immune to aging and organic decay. I wish my city had more green.
  11. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    (Out of game: pineapple used to flavour meats, especially ham, works perfectly imo. Maybe it's the tomato+cheese pizza base that throws people off? And yeah I know Harambe! I remember when Internet went crazy over that.) Aack. Never meet your heroes :c Wish granted! Covid *as a disease* has...
  12. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    Harambe lives! But turns out he's a "pineapple on pizza" apologist. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I wish I could meet my celebrity crush.
  13. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    🥶 Wish granted! You're the ruler of your own country, a teeny tiny deserted island: you're the only citizen. I wish my room would tidy up by itself!
  14. ValyceNegative

    Bad Genie!

    You found a magic lamp! Upon stroking it, a genie comes out. You're granted one wish; little you do know, every single thing you ask for will be slightly tweaked by the genie, making you instantly regret your choice. E.g.: Poster 1 goes: "I wish for superpowers!" Poster 2 replies: "Granted...
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